Post by twinkie on Jun 25, 2010 15:14:16 GMT -5
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&&Break away from everybody..
&&YOUR NAME: RADNESS IN A CAN!
&&YOUR AGE: Not any age that shall get you in trouble, I assure you c:
&&HOW LONG YOUVE BEN RPING: I don't really know. More than six years I think.
&&Break away from everything..
&&CHARACTERS NAME: Salad Fingers
&&CHARACTERS AGE: Unknown, although he is thought to be quite old.
&&CHARACTERS BREED: Red Fox
&&TOWN LIVING IN: Phoenix
&&Tonight we start the fire..
&&CHARACTERS GOALS: Collect all the rusty spoons, kettles, and taps in the world.
&&CHARACTERS DREAMS: Dreams of a world of nothing but rusty spoons, taps, and kettles
&&CHARACTERS ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Collected many rusty spoons--more than anyone else.
&&CHARACTERS FEARS: Losing all of his rusty things.
&&Tonight I break away..
&&CHARACTERS PERSONALITY: Partially insane, partially mentally handicapped, and very much schizophrenic, Salad Fingers is a creature who may or may not seem to do other’s harm—whether he really intends to is another matter entirely. He often makes up imaginary friends because he is such a lonely creature, and he will give them names. Half of the things Salad Fingers says, he doesn’t understand what they are. Even his own name is a mystery. Yet despite being so overly strange and creepy, he is full of love and wants nothing but the best for others. He feels pain and enjoys it, especially when the “red water” comes out. He also has an obsession with rust and dish-shaped objects, and when they are together, he describes the feeling as “simply orgasmic.” He speaks strangely, with many pauses and gasps. Salad Fingers is also easily persuaded to do things—he doesn’t have many reasons to go against an order.
Salad is friendly and sweet, always ready to make new friends. Even if he forgets a name (which is often), he will make up a substitute name until he is corrected. Salad Fingers loves to do things for his friends, like throwing parties, giving them food, etc.etc.
Despite being so nice, Salad Fingers is a little insane, and speaks in such a way that lets others know he’s not all there. He may harm others without the intent, but he doesn’t mean to hurt a fly. Others may find him quite creepy.
&&CHARACTERS SEX: Male
&&CHARACTERS HISTORY: Salad Finger’s history is shrouded in mystery. Nobody knows where he came from or where he intends to go. All that is really known about Salad Fingers is that he was the single pup of a fox mother who took care of him on her lonesome. She was similarly insane and schizophrenic, maybe even more so. Her neurotic traits were passed down to him, both in genetics and just plain being around her. If Salad Fingers were not raised by his insane birth mother, then he might have passed off as normal.
Salad Fingers claims to have siblings, a little sister and an older brother, whom he claims is lone gone fighting the "Great War", but no evidence of either of these siblings can be brought up, as well as this "Great War" Salad Fingers talks so much about. It may allude to the days when there is great turmoil in his world, but otherwise, Salad Fingers has never really known any war.
Most tend to avoid poor Salad Fingers not only because he is creepy or overly skinny or strange looking, but because he constantly gives them names which are 1) not their real name and 2) work for Salad Fingers better than the true names of the creatures he meets. He will also reply for them, for example:
"Would you care... for some... f-f-f-floor sugar... on your shepherds pie? Hehe..."
"...?"
"'Why, yes I would like some,' replied Marjory Stewart-Baxter."
He is also known to harm others, even kill them, without warning and without meaning. He doesn't mean to, and might kill someone by pure accident, which has happened times before in the past (where the rumors began), yet in his heart he is just a lonely little fox from the wilderness.
Otherwise, Salad Fingers is a completely curious figure. Only the similarly insane would attempt getting to know him.
&&CHARACTERS RELATIONS: His mother, and only his mother.
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